I guess you're one lucky sob

If I even think about borrowing my clubs back, we get hail and lightning and snow... my sneaky bassrod goes static on me (because every one knows the big fish are in the water hazards, and my old lady all of a sudden needs the dogs nails done before they scratch her little self.
Much deserved golf day for ya - I'll never play again, nor will I ski

but what in the world are ya doing playing anything but cashapillar? It's a .02 max bet junky's dream come true!
Nice screenies, btw. Congrats.